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Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Embarrassing confession of the week:

I've always wanted a mustache.

No, not the kind that I might be able grow from eating carrots and rubbing Vicks Vapor Rub on my chest. Assuming it is even possible for a female to grow a mustache without hormones/genetic predisposition.

I want to purchase a silky black handlebar mustache to wear at my will and leisure. Mainly just for photos, or even in public when I'm feeling daring enough.

1 comment:

k. said...

i've had a couple. and they are everything i hoped they would be.