Conversation

I'll probably stop posting about my new glasses sometime in the near future, but right now I'm obsessed.



Ellie: Andrew, I'm worried. Do my new glasses make me look like Woody Allen?
Andrew: Uhhhh, no. You don't look like a 70 something year-old man who married his daughter.

I sighed in relief.

Magic v. Space Travel

Ellie: I know you look down on me for liking Harry Potter, but if you got a letter saying you were accepted to Hogwarts and magic existed in the world, wouldn't it be the best day of your life?

Andrew: Does Harry Potter get to go to space?

Ellie: Um, no.

Andrew: Then it wouldn't be the best day of my life.

Conversation

Andrew: Okay fine, you can cut your hair off really short. But only if you really want to.

Ellie: Is this like when I say "You can shave your beard off if you really want to" but it actually means "If you shave your beard off, I'll die" ?

Andrew: Yes.